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The Poverty of Plenty

A Sasspoint Village Story by Anita T. Kumeh

“Because thou sayest, I am rich, and increased with goods, and require nothing; and knowest not that thou art wretched, and miserable, and poor, and blind, and naked.” — Revelation 3:17 (KJV)

In Sasspoint Village, wealth did not whisper. It arrived in polished vehicles, wore imported fragrances, and occasionally announced itself before entering a room.

And nobody announced herself quite like Madam Celestine V. Bancroft.

The V stood for Victoria, although Celestine preferred to tell people it stood for Visionary.

At fifty-eight, she owned three commercial properties along Boutique Row, a luxury fashion house overlooking Two-El Ocean, and a waterfront residence whose monthly landscaping bill could comfortably support a small family.

Her wardrobe was a museum of architectural fashion. Her jewelry required its own insurance policy. Even her Sunday handbags had a rotation schedule.

Celestine was not merely wealthy.

She was professionally prosperous.

And she considered this distinction important.

“Anybody can inherit money,” she often declared. “But it takes wisdom to multiply it.”

Unfortunately, she had developed the habit of confusing multiplication with maturity.

Every Sunday, Celestine occupied the same seat at Peninsula Assembly. Third row, aisle side, where her exquisitely tailored Ankara ensembles could be appreciated without anyone having to turn around.

She tithed faithfully, sponsored church projects, and had recently donated a handsome sum toward replacing the sanctuary’s aging sound equipment.

Naturally, she expected the microphones to work exceptionally well whenever her contributions were acknowledged.

“God has been extraordinarily good to me,” she would say, adjusting her diamond bracelet.

And He had.

The difficulty was that Celestine had gradually stopped distinguishing between the Giver and the gifts.

She prayed before business negotiations, but rarely afterward. Her Bible rested on a custom-made walnut stand in her private sitting room, beautifully preserved beneath a thin layer of dust.

She had not opened it in weeks.

But the stand was magnificent.

And apparently, that counted for something.

At least in her estimation.

The Encounter

One Sunday afternoon, following a particularly enthusiastic thanksgiving service, Celestine found herself standing beside Sister Mercy near the church entrance.

Sister Mercy was seventy-three, modestly dressed in a beautifully fitted indigo Ankara midi dress, and possessed the unsettling habit of speaking plainly without first consulting anyone’s social standing.

“Celestine, my dear, you look lovely today.”

“Thank you, Sister Mercy. Exclusive fabric. Imported.”

“I was complimenting you, not requesting the shipping history.”

Celestine laughed.

Sister Mercy smiled.

Then came the question.

“How is your prayer life?”

Celestine blinked.

“My what?”

“Your prayer life, dear.”

“Oh! Wonderful. God has been blessing me tremendously. My newest property is almost fully leased, the boutique exceeded its quarterly projections, and my investments—”

“I asked about your prayer life.”

A brief silence settled between them.

Celestine adjusted her bracelet.

“Well, I am extremely busy. You know how demanding business can be.”

“Indeed.”

“And God understands.”

“Certainly. But do you still make time to speak with Him when you aren’t asking Him to bless another transaction?”

Celestine’s smile stiffened.

She had encountered difficult tenants, unreasonable contractors, and one exceptionally troublesome zoning officer.

But this woman was becoming an entirely different category of inconvenience.

“Sister Mercy, I believe my life speaks for itself.”

“Does it?”

“Of course! Look at everything God has given me.”

Sister Mercy regarded her gently.

“My dear, you’ve acquired everything money can buy. But when was the last time you needed God for something money couldn’t fix?”

Celestine opened her mouth.

Closed it.

Then opened it again.

Nothing emerged.

For a woman accustomed to negotiating six-figure contracts without notes, this was an alarming development.

Fortunately, her chauffeur arrived.

Rescue, apparently, came in the form of a black luxury sedan.

The Audit

That evening, Celestine returned to her waterfront residence, dismissed the housekeeper, and settled into her private sitting room.

The ocean shimmered beyond the enormous windows.

Everything was immaculate.

The furniture was imported. The artwork was original. The lighting had been designed by a consultant whose invoice still offended her.

She reached for her tablet to review Monday’s financial reports.

But Sister Mercy’s question returned.

When was the last time you needed God for something money couldn’t fix?

“Ridiculous,” Celestine muttered.

She opened her investment portfolio.

Green arrows everywhere.

Excellent.

She checked the boutique’s revenue.

Impressive.

She reviewed her property statements.

Outstanding.

Then, without quite understanding why, she glanced toward the walnut Bible stand.

The Bible was still there.

Unopened.

She walked over, lifted it, and brushed the dust from its cover.

“Good heavens.”

She immediately corrected herself.

“Lord, forgive me.”

It was the first unscheduled prayer she had offered in quite some time.

She opened the Bible.

Her eyes settled on Revelation 3.

“Because thou sayest, I am rich, and increased with goods, and have need of nothing…”

Celestine stopped reading.

Then continued.

“…and knowest not that thou art wretched, and miserable, and poor, and blind, and naked.”

She looked around the room.

The imported curtains.

The crystal chandelier.

The expensive furnishings.

The carefully curated evidence of a successful life.

For the first time, none of it seemed capable of answering the question confronting her.

She had measured her prosperity in assets, her security in investments, and her influence in invitations.

But when had she last examined her obedience?

When had she last studied Scripture without preparing to quote it at someone else?

When had she last worshipped without thinking about the people who might notice her?

And when had she begun treating God’s blessings as proof that every area of her life pleased Him?

Celestine sat down.

Not because she was exhausted.

Because she had finally discovered an account her accountant could not reconcile.

The Unpurchased Treasure

The following morning, Celestine did something unprecedented.

She postponed her first meeting.

Then her second.

Her assistant called immediately.

“Madam Bancroft, is everything all right?”

“Yes, Clarissa.”

“Are you unwell?”

“No.”

“Should I contact your physician?”

“Certainly not!”

A pause.

“Madam, you’ve never postponed two meetings without a medical emergency.”

Celestine glanced at the open Bible on her desk.

“Clarissa, I have neglected something important.”

“Is it the waterfront acquisition?”

“No.”

“The investment conference?”

“No.”

“The new jewelry collection?”

“Clarissa!”

“Yes, Madam?”

“Not everything important comes with an invoice.”

There was a prolonged silence.

Then Clarissa whispered, “Should I write that down?”

Celestine laughed.

A genuine laugh.

“Yes, Clarissa. Perhaps we both should.”

After ending the call, she returned to Revelation 3:18.

“I counsel thee to buy of me gold tried in the fire, that thou mayest be rich…”

The irony was almost unbearable.

She owned gold.

Quite a lot of it.

Yet Christ was offering riches she could never purchase with her fortune.

Celestine bowed her head.

“Lord, I have thanked You for everything You gave me. But somewhere along the way, I stopped seeking You for Yourself.”

There was no thunder.

No dramatic music.

No sudden financial collapse designed to teach her a lesson.

Just a wealthy woman, sitting in an expensive room, acknowledging a poverty she had never recognized.

And for the first time in years, she was not negotiating.

She was repenting.

The Following Sunday

Celestine returned to Peninsula Assembly wearing an exquisite sapphire-and-copper Ankara suit.

The tailoring was flawless.

The accessories were tasteful.

The handbag was still expensive.

Repentance, after all, did not require poor craftsmanship.

Sister Mercy spotted her near the entrance.

“Good morning, Celestine.”

“Good morning, Sister Mercy.”

“You look lovely.”

“Thank you.”

No shipping history followed.

Sister Mercy raised an eyebrow.

Celestine smiled.

Then leaned closer.

“I have been reading Revelation.”

“Oh?”

“Chapter three.”

Sister Mercy’s expression softened.

“And what did you discover?”

Celestine glanced toward the sanctuary.

“That my financial statements were accurate.”

She paused.

“But my spiritual accounting needed an audit.”

Sister Mercy chuckled.

“Well, praise the Lord.”

Celestine took her arm.

“And Sister Mercy?”

“Yes, dear?”

“Next Sunday, perhaps we could study together?”

“Certainly.”

“But I must warn you,” Celestine added, recovering a little of her familiar sass, “I still intend to wear beautiful clothes.”

Sister Mercy laughed.

“My dear, Jesus never asked the Laodiceans to surrender their wardrobes.”

She gently squeezed Celestine’s hand.

“He asked them to recognize their nakedness.”

For once, Celestine had no clever response.

And that was perfectly fine.

The Sasspoint Reflection

Madam Celestine did not lose her properties, abandon her business, or exchange her beautiful wardrobe for sackcloth.

She discovered something far more consequential.

Material prosperity cannot substitute for spiritual maturity.

The church in Laodicea was not rebuked merely for possessing wealth. Christ confronted its self-sufficiency, spiritual blindness, and misplaced confidence.

The tragedy was not that they had plenty.

It was that they believed their plenty meant they needed nothing.

And perhaps the most gracious part of Christ’s message was that, after exposing their condition, He still called them to repentance.

“As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent.” — Revelation 3:19 (KJV)

The lesson: A full treasury can coexist with an empty spiritual life. True riches begin with recognizing our continual need for Christ.

In Sasspoint Village, even the wealthiest residents occasionally discover that heaven does not accept financial statements as evidence of spiritual health.

Dignity is never out of style. Neither is repentance.

© Anita T. Kumeh | Scriptures, Sass & Stories™