A Sasspoint Village Narrative
By 6:48 a.m., Marceline Rowe had already ignored two phone calls, one twelve-minute voice note, and a text message that simply read:
“Call me ASAP. It’s too much.”
Nothing good had ever followed the phrase “It’s too much.”
Especially before sunlight.
Marceline lived in the quieter side of Sasspoint Village, where the homes overlooked the water, and people pretended they drank lemon water for enjoyment instead of survival.
Her mornings were intentional:
Soft jazz, hot tea. opened notebook, the window cracked slightly for fresh air, and the phone sat face down, quiet and disciplined.
Peace.
Or at least that had been the goal.
Then her phone buzzed again across the marble countertop, clearly indebted to a full-blown brouhaha.
CALLING: Renita
Marceline stared at the screen.
Not with anger.
With fatigue.
The specific kind of fatigue that comes from realizing certain people do not actually want solutions.
They want witnesses.
She answered carefully.
“Good morning.”
A dramatic inhale entered the phone.
Then:
“Girl…”
That one word alone carried enough stress to lower vitamin levels.
Marceline closed her eyes immediately.
Here we go.
For nearly a year, Renita had called Marceline every morning with what she described as “updates.”
These updates included:
coworker irritation,
family confusion,
internet arguments,
friendship tension,
delivery complaints,
men with “potential,”
women with “energy,”
and at least four separate crises involving group chats.
The amazing part was that every story somehow ended with:
“I’m done this time.”
She never was.
Not once.
At first, Marceline genuinely cared.
She listened.
Encouraged.
Suggested healthy boundaries.
Recommended rest.
Recommended silence.
Recommended not texting paragraphs longer than rental agreements.
But eventually she noticed something unusual.
Every conversation reset overnight.
Then her phone hummed its way across the marble again, like it still had outstanding dues to shenanigans.
Nothing stayed.
Advice evaporated instantly.
One Tuesday, Marceline spent forty-five minutes helping Renita process a dramatic argument with a man she claimed she had “blocked permanently.”
By Wednesday morning, Renita called, whispering:
“So… don’t judge me…”
Marceline startled so hard she nearly offered the decorative shrub a formal introduction.
Another woman called to narrate irritation in real time, as though someone had requested it: “Why would somebody wear orange that early in the morning?” Marceline responded: “I don’t think color has business hours.”
The silence afterward was hostile.
Apparently, peace had spoken out of turn.
Still, the final straw came on a Thursday morning at exactly 7:01 a.m. Marceline had just opened her laptop to work on a writing project when her phone rang again: Renita.
Against wisdom, she answered. “Girl, let me tell you what happened.”
And for the next fourteen minutes, Marceline listened to a story involving:
three screenshots,
a cousin named Devon,
a suspicious Instagram like,
a seafood restaurant,
and somebody typing “k” with attitude.
Halfway through the call, Marceline pulled the phone away slowly and looked at it.
Not emotionally.
Scientifically.
Like researchers discovering a new species of mosquito.
Suddenly, everything became clear: She was not a friend anymore. She was an infrastructure. A public emotional utility service. A human complaint Dropbox. An unpaid customer support representative for people committed to confusion.
Whew.
That realization changed her life immediately.
The next morning, Marceline activated a new phone setting:
“Do Not Disturb Until 9:30 a.m.”
Simple.
Elegant.
Biblical, probably.
The reactions arrived quickly.
“Are you mad at me?”
“No.”
“You’ve changed.”
“Yes.”
“You don’t answer as you used to.”
Correct again.
One particularly offended woman sent:
“I just think friendships should be about being available.”
Marceline read the message while peacefully eating cinnamon oatmeal in silence.
Then she glanced at the clock.
7:12 a.m.
Interesting.
Nobody contacting her that early ever had good news.
No one called screaming:
“WAKE UP! EVERYTHING IS GOING EXCELLENT!”
Never.
That afternoon, Marceline sat outside at a waterfront café, enjoying something she almost didn’t trust: the rare luxury of nothing happening.
No dramatic sighs.
No emergency voice notes.
No emotionally sponsored hostage situations before breakfast.
Just sunlight.
Tea.
And the sound of her own thoughts returning home.
Then her phone buzzed.
Renita again.
Marceline looked at the screen thoughtfully.
The phone kept vibrating.
Then vibrating again.
Then came the text:
“Why are you ignoring me?”
Marceline smiled softly, took a slow sip of tea, and finally replied:
“I’m not ignoring you.
I’m just no longer available for daily rehearsals of the same crisis.”
Three dots appeared instantly.
Then disappeared.
Then appeared again.
And for the first time in almost a year…
Renita had absolutely nothing to say.
— Proverbs 26:4 (AMP)

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